An absolute God. Nothing less nothing more. He’s a hunk. A unit. He’s the bees knees and elbows. He is praised for his godly ness on the controller. He has a constant 2.7 K.D in each game.
Cole Hetzler: a god
Person: hey Cole

Cole: snaps finger*
Person: dies
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Person: Hey Cole Hetzler

Cole: Fucking Dumbass *Snap*
*person dies*
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