a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!
dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!
by the Sam man April 16, 2008
Verb. The sexual act where a man forces an unsuspecting woman's head down into his crotch while sticking his other hand up her skirt.
If you want this job, you'll have to let me herman you.
by Clint Beastwood6 November 07, 2011
<Herman, the best imagined friend one could wish for, he's always near you (or not if he did something bad). His friends are called Hermanitas (for females) and hermanos (for males)>
Teacher: Who threw that?!
Student: It was Herman?
Teacher: Who? Is there even a Herman in this class?
Student: Ofcourse! he's sitting over there! djeez.
*The whole class looks at one direction*
by Dapooperman November 04, 2010
As made popular by the original musical, "A Very Potter Sequel", a musical parody of The Harry Potter Series. In the show, none of the characters can say Hermione Granger's name correctly, so they call her "Herman" and other variations of Hermione. such as Hermanin, Hermaninoid, Hermainee, , Hermananim, Hermononucleosis, and Herman-monster!
Delores Umbridge: "Bed time chil'ens... Don't let the boggarts bite! Oh-whoops, that's Hermi-Herman-Hermione.. Never mind." (taken from A Very Potter Sequel)
by mamaumbridge017 January 11, 2011
1.a dance move that involves the moving of your arms in the air in a diagonal motion.

2.Usually done by alison's dad, while he is driving.
by dadada___ December 08, 2008
An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"

"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 14, 2010
A herman is the police codeword for a couple that is screwing around in the back of a car (having sex, just in case you missed that). Herman's usualy head towards parks, dark areas, and behind businesses when they are active
Those hermans sure are rocking that car
by _nameless_ May 29, 2009

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