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An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion. "How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy." "You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed." |
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When ones scrotum exceeds the length of their penis 1) "That dudes got a mad small dick. Hes definitly got a herman."
2) "That dudes got a mad big ball sack. Hes definitly got a herman." |
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A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor. Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?
Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Herman. |
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Unit of measurement equal to one cubic mouthful of tit Christina Hendricks? Yeah, shes about six hermans.
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Famous and best portrait on Canvas, he likes Wurstsemmeln. Yo let's draw a herman on canvas.
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a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.
1- flat (much to be desired) 2- hitting puberty 3- respectable 4- huge!! 5- damn!! dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!
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<Herman, the best imagined friend one could wish for, he's always near you (or not if he did something bad). His friends are called Hermanitas (for females) and hermanos (for males)> Teacher: Who threw that?!
Student: It was Herman? Teacher: Who? Is there even a Herman in this class? Student: Ofcourse! he's sitting over there! djeez. *The whole class looks at one direction* |
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Verb. The sexual act where a man forces an unsuspecting woman's head down into his crotch while sticking his other hand up her skirt. If you want this job, you'll have to let me herman you.
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