An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"

"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 14, 2010
Top Definition
A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.
Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Herman.
by heeyy123123 August 17, 2011
When ones scrotum exceeds the length of their penis
1) "That dudes got a mad small dick. Hes definitly got a herman."

2) "That dudes got a mad big ball sack. Hes definitly got a herman."
by herbalrealife February 01, 2011
Unit of measurement equal to one cubic mouthful of tit
Christina Hendricks? Yeah, shes about six hermans.
by Chest Rockwell18 February 03, 2012
Famous and best portrait on Canvas, he likes Wurstsemmeln.
Yo let's draw a herman on canvas.
by being used by someone else September 30, 2012
overgrown balls
man i have hermans!
by jonny April 04, 2003
the German race
{from the movie SNATCH}
"Why have you got that gun Tommy, are zee Hermans coming?"
by shane March 31, 2005
a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!
dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!
by the Sam man April 16, 2008

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