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A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.
Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Herman.
by heeyy123123 August 17, 2011
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Unit of measurement equal to one cubic mouthful of tit
Christina Hendricks? Yeah, shes about six hermans.
by Chest Rockwell18 February 03, 2012
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When ones scrotum exceeds the length of their penis
1) "That dudes got a mad small dick. Hes definitly got a herman."

2) "That dudes got a mad big ball sack. Hes definitly got a herman."
by herbalrealife February 01, 2011
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Famous and best portrait on Canvas, he likes Wurstsemmeln.
Yo let's draw a herman on canvas.
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a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!
dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!
by the Sam man April 16, 2008
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<Herman, the best imagined friend one could wish for, he's always near you (or not if he did something bad). His friends are called Hermanitas (for females) and hermanos (for males)>
Teacher: Who threw that?!
Student: It was Herman?
Teacher: Who? Is there even a Herman in this class?
Student: Ofcourse! he's sitting over there! djeez.
*The whole class looks at one direction*
by Dapooperman November 04, 2010
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nickname for a penis that is small
She called my penis "herman"... I think that makes it small.
by englishschoolmarm March 23, 2008
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