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The best alternative to Barack Obama. A real role model for the African American community and all of America.
Herman Cain is a real black man, not a white guy posing as black to get elected
by cpt.ngsd August 14, 2011
A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.
1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
by anzainfo October 25, 2011
An Uncle Tom who is trying to run for president in 2012. He is famous for his "9-9-9 plan" which is a tax plan were the super poor pay the same as the super rich. Which shows how disconnected he is from minorities and where his real trust lies..with the super rich douchebags. Also he used to run a pizza company so people sometimes think he is a pizza man, which is kinda inspiring.
Bob: "Yo wheres the pizza"
Bill: "I wish Herman Cain still worked there"
by BlackPrince11 September 30, 2011
A sexual act where the man dons a fedora, throws a pizza over the woman's ass, and proceeds to ass-fuck her through the pizza while yelling "Who's your godfather?" repeatedly.
I'm gonna Herman Cain my girlfriend later on tonight.
by Sebastian Fairtel November 01, 2011
A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.
Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?

Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
by TheMechanic11 November 19, 2011
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