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Hermononucleosis 

A disease which causes you to become Hermione Granger (Herman, Hermanana, Hermiongle boingle boingle, Hermanmonster)
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Hermononucleosis.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
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corporate hegemony 

Corporate influence over the masses. The ultimate goal is to have the masses, or sheeple if you would, completely stripped of critical thinking so that we can be controlled and manipulated like consumer puppets. Have us all addicted to pop culture and media so that we never question what our fearless leaders in Washington and Wall Street are doing to better themselves at our expense.
Here you go Martha and Jed, have another sip of the corporate hegemony Kool-Aid. You wouldn't want to actually get your news from an unreliable source that is not owned by MSM corporate interests would you? Don't go all conspiracy-theory on me now; don't forget we have plenty of TV to watch tonight .... you know how I can't stand where I actually have to think for myself.

hermononeucleosis 

a word popularized by Joey Ritcher, who plays Ron Weasley in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. this perticular line was said in act 1, part 11, of A Very Potter Sequel, as seen on YouTube.
Darren Criss Harry -umm, HERMAINY? HERMAN?
*random gibberish that i couldn't figure out*
Joey Ritcher Ron -HERMANABANANA? HERM-OINGO-BOINGO-OINGO-BOINGO
Darren Criss Harry -HERMANO?
Joey Ritcher RonHERMONONEUCLEOSIS?
*"Harry and Ron" see "Hermione Bonnie*
All -AHHHHH
Darren Criss Harry -Its just Herman!
Joey Ritcher Ron - HERMAN! YOUR THE MONSTER?!
hermononeucleosis by MikaelaShiree January 23, 2011

Northfield Mount Hermon 

The best prep school to ever be created. In the beginning, if you were pretentious and snobby, you were turned away by admissions immediately. It is a place where, both in history and present, many celebrities send their kids i.e. Jackie Robinson, Daniel Craig, John Irving, Patrick Ewing, etc. Celebrities are made at NMH too, such as Uma Thurman, Laura Linney, Chiddy Bang, etc.

It is a prep school that proves you don't have to be snobs to be a successful prep school. NMH Basketball is the biggest feeder to the Ivy League in the country and dominates typical schools like Deerfield. NMH teaches kids to go out and DO SOMETHING in the world, not make a lot of money.

It has quite possibly the best food in prep school, and one of the nicest campuses too.

Other schools such as Choate, Exeter and Deerfield think NMH is a hippy drug school, because the students don't dress in pastels 24/7 and can have good times.

All in all, NMH trumps the other prep schools except maybe Taft which is a pretty sick place.
Northfield Mount Hermon Students are real people, not kids riding daddy's money through life.

hermonie 

Smart in school. Hard working person. Beautiful in style. Should go out with her. Not bitch ass like yall
You could be like hermonie but you decide not to.
hermonie by Savage Kodaks April 27, 2017

hegemony 

primary dominance, leadership, or influence over others, especially as exercised by one nation.
The military supremacy of the United Nations hegemony can scarcely be challenged.
hegemony by Dr. Dave January 8, 2004
A leading or paramount power
most powerful country in the world
USA is the current hegemon so it can and does do anything it wants
hegemon by Dong Woo March 9, 2005