Derived from Henchman i.e. think of The Kingpin from the Marvel comic series, the fat headed white breed or rare bear may be considered "hench" per se, because apparently, as he says and I quote "over 90% of my body is comprised of pure muscle mwuahahahahah". And yeah that's the only vice the guy has, that he's a giant fat head with a freakish amount of muscle hanging off of his bones. A hench someone is someone considered very large and extremely dangerous i.e. Mongo from Blazing Saddles, Goldberger from Stir Crazy or any bouncer you'll see at a respectable club, though most of the guys are over-reactive idiots, nay isotopes of idiots - a rare fucking breed.
Oh check out Bazza the doorman, isn't he a hench one. Boys, I bet that with four of us we can chav tag-team this big ugly fucker and then happy slap him on our phones which we can never tell apart because we're not sure which are coming or going, but I have an incling that the guy will show me the lining of my rib cage before I'll ever take him down so maybe I'll just wait until the guy gets a dodgey knee or something.
by Robert Head April 04, 2007
a very large, butch person. something that is beefy.
Kate: wow, dude! your hands are hench!
Emma: yeh, i know. too bad. you havn't even seen my feet yet.
Kate: wha?!
Emma: My toes are like fingers!
Kate: sorry dude.
by ninja turtle November 01, 2007


1. having, showing, or able to exert great bodily or muscular power. Often used to describe sick tech-step & hard-step drum and bass tracks.
Pete: The new Technical Itch is bare hench, blud.
Olly: Yeah man, epically hench. FACT!

Olly: Renegade Hardware is gonna be totally hench bruv
Pete: Time to get lean! Ya get me.
by Hencher Than Thou December 02, 2009
1. Good, pleasing
2. Well built, strong
1. "Did you see that film?"
"Yeh man, it was hench"

2. "Jasons hench, he'll batter all of us"
by Jason May 23, 2003
1. A derogatory term used to embarass and shame larger women.
2. A compliment to a fit-bodied male.
1. Woah, that girl is HENCH.
2. Oh my god, that guy is fit-hench.
by jadore May 29, 2005
A loser that does whatever you tell them to. Emphasis put on the word hench.
Read the definition hench!

Get me a beer Hench.
by Graham Bateson April 18, 2008
tight, cool,
that tops hench!
by Biggin hill - Pikey country. April 05, 2003

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