Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

Helmet-Pie by Kohanim March 8, 2004

Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

Helmet-Pie by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

Pork pie helmet 

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

Pork pie helmet by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

Piece of Hemet 

A meth riden piece of crap that wears rain boots with sweat and pruple sweaters with kitties on them. Or a person that shops at hot topic and listens to disturbed, kotton mouth kings, slipknot and korn with some marailine manson and creed and lets not forget nickleback!

Man that dude is a piece of hemet!
Dang those ROTC kids are acting like pieces of hemet!

Piece of Hemet by SAVING PEOPLE FROM HEMET January 25, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019