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A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!

Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
I saw the football players playing a rousing game of Hello Sailor! in the parking lot.
by MassaRee July 15, 2008

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The infamous phrase from the Zork games.
"Hello sailor."
by D-san July 16, 2003

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A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.
I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

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