A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.
"Man, can you believe that Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."
by B-2-tha-G July 4, 2013
Scene girl: Have you heard that i ♥ hello kitty song by BOTDF?
Fangirl: No, but sounds KAWAII<33
Scene girl: Yea s my d
Fangirl: No, but sounds KAWAII<33
Scene girl: Yea s my d
by notsokawaii January 31, 2010
by guy who writes random stuff February 15, 2009
that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit
shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.
no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.
i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.
no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.
i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.
by hellokittyrobe May 31, 2011
A girl 17 or older who really likes hello kitty and seems cute and innocent, but turns out to be really freaky in bed. (in all good ways of course.)
Bro talk: man, I met this girl who really likes hello kitty man, and I thought she was gonna be pretty regular in bed but dude, I'm telling you. Total freak, and I love it. She's a hello kitty undercover freak!
by George hernandez September 14, 2012
by Leasha December 30, 2004
Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010