Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.
"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"
by RonnyD March 02, 2012
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Pete Hegseth

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.
Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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Hegseth Jager Bombs

When you drink a bottle of Jager and accidentally share classified bombing plans.
I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.
by WhereYat March 26, 2025
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Hegseth

(Verb) to completely blow OPSEC by being a moron.
He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.
by kaitechnolust March 29, 2025
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Hegseth

A desperate act of a deeply closeted gay male trying to avoid beeing outed; especially power bottoms. Designed to deflect attention from their obvious love of men and reenforce their heterosexual image in the public eye.
Donald: "I have to admire that macho vibe of Pete. He's all man; just like Arnold Palmer."
JD: "Sir, I'm sorry to report there's a new web video of him going down on Lindsey"
Donald: "Shit. Call DOD, Tell them I've authorized deployment of an emergency Hegseth"
by hesgottogo June 04, 2025
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hegseth

I can't even look at my ex, or ... hegseth.
by wiscsuzski March 12, 2025
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Hegseth

Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.
Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.
by Uncle Spoopy March 28, 2025
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