Heathecliffe is the alternate personality that is awoken by the powerful force of alcoholic beverages. Heathecliffe will turn the notch up to 100 and won’t fall asleep until tranquilized. If you ever come in contact with a Heathecliffe be sure to avoid eye contact or its motivations to be loud and disturbtive will grow stronger. Heathecliffe will make you laugh with it’s foolish acts of comedy, but remember don’t be fooled. A Heathecliffe will need to be put to bed immediately. Do not be distracted.
Last night at Brad’s frat party I saw Heathecliffe go ham. I didn’t even know who he was anymore.
by nickypicky October 21, 2020
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