hean

The laugh that someone does when they are unable to get enough air to continue

I just let out a huge grunter of a hean

by coralboy November 19, 2015

hean

this word can be used in many ways and the definition is still not quite yet known.

You heanful idiot.
Look at that little hean.
etc..

by Dave from Cape Breton! September 27, 2003

Heaning

Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.

What was it like at the Post Office? Absolutely heaning, I had to queue for 30 minutes.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Hean

The term that defines the scientifically acceptable amount of retardedness in the cranium.

I've got a massive hean going on

by Doctor Wordsmorth November 16, 2010

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Jun Hean

Jun Hean is THE SEX GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. (100% Legit)

Girl A: Did you see my new boyfriend?
Girl B: Yea I did! Too bad you let go of Jun Hean though...
Girl A: Yea... He was too incredible in bed....

by JunHeanLover98 July 2, 2016

Yew Hean

A massive cock; an unreal human being. Has got looks, personality, game and everything else. The perfect human, almost god-like.

“Look at the Yew Hean on that guy.”
“Wow you are such a Yew Hean, I think I wet myself a little.”

by Alsjcicnedm November 23, 2021