When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.
by Mondak October 17, 2017
My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003
hazelwood north also known as 'hazey' is a great little town on the out skirts of morwell and traralgon, but is not and never will be a part of morwell despite sharing a postcode !
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.
how classy is hazelwood north, the people there must be great
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!
by daboiiz December 13, 2010
hazelwood elementry is were you need help
by hebegebederp January 20, 2022
by Bugheadd October 8, 2020
A very very large penis. Discovered first from a full body nude picture sent to a girl and then shared around the school or office. Must be large and a semi at around 22cm to 30 cm.
"Holy moly he has a Hazelwood and a half!!!"
by HOTBOD420LAD April 8, 2016