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The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of man-horse anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator J.D. Hayworth because of his homophobia and acute fear of mandatory man-horse love.

See "Santorum."
Is it just me, or is there a distinct aroma of Hayworth wafting from the Congressman's pants area?
by Tebow Baggins March 26, 2010

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