Hawamo 

Combinanation of a whale, hawk, and monkey. Results sometimes when there is an interspecies orgy. (n) These mysterious creatures only eat bananas, and can way up to 400,000 tons. They are born with invisible wings, which are attached to there dangly parts (they are all male) and also have arms and legs that serve no function, they just look cooler with them. These creatures only live in a small lake in Madagascar, and only 2 male specimens are reported.

Holy shit, i was parking my car across the street of my house, and out from fucking nowhere this giant Hawamo swoops down and destroys my neighborhood! I hate fuckin hawamos

Hawamo by Crackalack Mcnuts November 1, 2007

Hatamoto 

A feudatory vassal of the Tokugawa shoguns of Japan.

Enomoto Takeaki was a famous hatamoto during the late Edo period.

Hatamoto by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 22, 2011

hawmo 

Have A Wank and Move On

"Your girlfriend broke up with you? Hawmo!"

hawmo by curtibear August 11, 2012

hawkmo 

what some people call a reverse mohawk..fools..

TJ's mullet was getting long, so to mix it up he got a hawkmo.

hawkmo by Mr Clean May 24, 2006

Hawkmothing 

Ranting about how you are going to beat somebody that is younger than you and always beats you. Especially if you are a supervillain named Hawkmoth.

That kid was hawkmothing about me- and I’m going to beat him!

Hawkmothing by Summer Morrison June 6, 2018

Hagamonstrosity 

Hagamonstrosity. Large, butt-ugly, towering, lakefront resort in Coeurdifornia, Idaho, Also knows as the Evil Empire by the rapidly dwindling local population (aren't rich enough to stay). While you're at the Hagamonstrosity, don't miss the outrageously expensive restaurant on the top floor for a taste of affectation and some of the weirdest - um, I mean, artfully arranged - looking food you've ever seen. Locals remember when the beach was accessible to the public (before the paid parking lot was put in). They were promised (in exchange for the loss of the beach) that they could use the boardwalk - which they can, except when it's closed off so the Evil Empire can promote it's business enterprises. Uglification continues with new structures being built even as I type. Gives to the community under the guise of doing good work when actually it's just PR.

You just can't miss the Hagamonstrosity when you're in Coeurdifornia, Idaho!

Hagamonstrosity by Disgruntled Idahoan August 5, 2007

hawkmoon

a unit of time;
also sometimes used to describe a sexual act

I'll be back in a hawkmoon;
If you love, you'll hawkmoon it.

hawkmoon by Anonymous June 22, 2003