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The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.
My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.
Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is an amazing TikTok star. Sources show that her following count is increasing more rapidly than Charli Damelio!
Karen Hausman is a saviour.
Karen Hausman by arlo <33 February 1, 2021
Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
Haumann by Incom April 19, 2018

Hausman Status 

High-grade cannabis, often only available in a select few Cannabis Clubs in Northern California's Bay Area, that's so chronic even the pickiest upper-middle class Jewish teenage potheads would acknowledge it's great and be willing to pay for it, regardless of its price.
"Dude, that weed was alright but it wasn't anything I'd consider Hausman Status."
Hausman Status by Thizzcobar October 24, 2010

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a wonderful women that has nearly 200k at the time this was written. She is a famous individual and loves posting on her platform. Her two biggest fans are Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous 😉
I love Karen Hausman.
Karen Hausman by Hag hag January 10, 2021