Haumea 

A dwarf planet that is shaped like an egg or a football due to its rapid rotation. (4 Earth hours = 1 Haumean day) It was discovered on December 28, 2004 and has 2 moons: Hiʻiaka and Namaka. (both moons were discovered in 2005) The IAU named it after the Hawaiian goddess of childbirth and fertility. (285 Earth years = 1 Haumean year)

Haumea is an egg lol
IM NOT AN EGG!!

Haumea by pumby_rhino August 10, 2025

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

heaumeau

Alternate spelling for "homo". A benign reference to homosexuality serving as a playful insult amongst friends. However, it can be used in serious argument.

LSU fans are a bunch of heaumeaus.

heaumeau by gringo March 8, 2005

Haumann

Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.

You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"

Haumann by Incom April 19, 2018

Hameat 

To devour something in such a way as Hamin devours cookies.

1) I am going to hameat your face!
2) I am going to hameat this plate of food because I haven't eaten all day!
3) Dude, don't talk to Hamid when he is hameating his cookies.

Hameat by Hameatorator September 7, 2012

hameah

A person who is usually quiet but travels to alternate realities within their mind.

hameah is angelic

hameah by halcyr! November 23, 2021