Haum 

A moaning call between whales when they find each other attractive.

I went to the Aquarium today as I saw two whales greeting "Haum," to each other, so I knew they were attracted to each other.

Haum by Dingss July 30, 2009

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

Haumann

Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.

You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"

Haumann by Incom April 19, 2018

Haumph 

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!
(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!
Dan:Clean yourself up.

Haumph by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008

haumie 

Synonymous for homie

Ayyyye! Waddup haumie?

haumie by H-trizzle April 13, 2014

Haumph 

Consuming large amounts of food.

'I must haumph everything!' I can't stop, won't stop," Cheon said. "Even when I go on vacations I plan everything around what I'm eating. That's how much I love food."

Haumph by AWDett February 21, 2019