reed hastings

The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.

Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.

by OXXO and XOOX November 5, 2011

Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.

We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.

by hastings<3 April 21, 2011

Diane Hastings

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.

Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.

by blackdragon9229 March 23, 2011

Hastings, Nebraska

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

by residentofhastings July 4, 2010

haste the day

mediocre christian band, better than underoath worse than as i lay dying or august burns red

player1-dude, haste the day rules

player2-they ain't got shit on as i lay dying or august burns red

by seth ross November 17, 2007

Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.

In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.

by RobJeremy May 20, 2016

Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.

Don't be such a Ash Hastings.

by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018