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A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.
by residentofhastings July 04, 2010

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