-noun
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
by Marked 4 Deletion April 5, 2010
Get the Hassemug. by Roldinho November 25, 2007
Get the hassmug. by willy topp May 18, 2015
Get the Hassmug. Hass is a what you call your closest friends and an abbreviation for "horse" despite that fact that no one actually calls their close friends "horse". Your hasses are your combadres, the ones you call when you brawl or have only a limited amount of meats or beers to share. When a pal walks into a party and yells "HASS!!" and you turn around to a bear-hug you know you are offically "hasses."
by Loul December 11, 2006
Get the Hassmug. (Verb): To tell a tall tale or story, usually involving meeting celebrities or drunken antics. (Hassing, Hassed)
(Noun): Someone who is actually ridiculous enough that one would believe his stories.
(Noun): Someone who is actually ridiculous enough that one would believe his stories.
(Verb): "Bro, I was so drunk at that club that I beat up a bouncer and snuck backstage to meet Big Crit."
Bro: "Naw man, stop hassing me"
(Noun): "I thought you hassed me about Big Crit, but then i remembered that time you jumped up on stage with Big Sean, your such a Hass."
Bro: "Naw man, stop hassing me"
(Noun): "I thought you hassed me about Big Crit, but then i remembered that time you jumped up on stage with Big Sean, your such a Hass."
by straightbro July 11, 2011
Get the hassmug. by willy topp May 19, 2015
Get the Hassmug. by Barry White 8=D May 16, 2010
Get the Hassmug.