The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.
Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.
by Pedrosa von Beagle November 15, 2006
(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.
The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.
To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.
The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.
To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.
by kushti October 11, 2010
Not quite rural not quite a suburb. Haslet Texas is a small town in north Texas where you look out your window and you can see the cows and horses almost every direction. Nothing to do out there except go get drunk and drive your four wheelers around the street.
by Rusty rom August 24, 2016