An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.
'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)
by Dellumn February 4, 2013
A Phrase Used as a compliment or to congratulate someone. Also commenly mistaken for member of islamic faith, whereas originating in greater manchester. Term created by Rob Haslam
by rklane January 19, 2009
dude i think i got haslamed last night this girl grapped my arm and pulled me into a bed room. Then her friend texted me this morning and told me she had mono last week.
by phoenixville-ian November 13, 2007
A new religion where the followers believe that amino acids are created by a certain Haslam. This religion is an add on of evolution as evolution can't seem to figure where these came from.
Michael : You evolutionists, you think you know everything, but you can't figure where those amino acids came from
Richard : Well, at least I believe in something.
Michael : So do I. I follow Haslamism
Richard : Well, at least I believe in something.
Michael : So do I. I follow Haslamism
by Mezer June 4, 2007
When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake
by DamianaSola February 12, 2014
Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night.
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!
by Jonas Timothy Gamao October 15, 2011
by Another guy on the Internet September 1, 2020