by Wildcheerri December 13, 2008
A haskell is any sickenly smug and contrite person who attempts to ingratiate themselves with an authority figure. Most typically, this would be the parent of a friend or significant other or a teacher. A haskell is a type of brownnoser.
Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.
Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.
OMG sissy! I can understand your date bringing you flowers. But a bottle of scotch for Dad? What a haskell...
by ChrisSeattle November 16, 2005
A Haskell boy is a super sweet heartthrob that is loved by everyone. They always want what is best for you but also know how to take some risks and have a good time. These tall, blue-eyed, curly haired boys will steal your heart and if a Haskell loves you back, you're lucky as fuck and you know it.
Girl 1: Wow I can't believe she is dating that cute Haskell kid!
Girl 2: That lucky bitch... I'm jealous because he is just so perfect.
Girl 2: That lucky bitch... I'm jealous because he is just so perfect.
by awkotacooooooo January 3, 2020
A large trailer park in Arkansas. The population of around 2,005. It was originally just a trailer park but decided that it was so huge to just make it into a town.
by Stilts February 11, 2008
The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
by The Wiz! June 25, 2010
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by Jeff May 16, 2004