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A fucking brutal, musically in depth individual you do not ever want to encounter in a pit. Risking stumbling upon a Hasankani in a pit could possibly result in broken limbs, flying airborne across the room, having your hair pulled out, shoes stolen, etc.
BRO, I went to the MyChildren MyBride show lastnight, I was throwing down hardcore, doin' my thing in the pit, getting my slamdance on, made the mistake of pissing off a Hasankani, he totally ate my face...
by facemelter24 June 08, 2010

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