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The surname of one that fulfils every possible sexual need that a woman could ever desire with a minuscule amount of effort. There is no age limit on the level of Sex God. One can only decide himself as a sex god when his shoe size has reached 13 and he is truly a master of sexy time.
Bob made me scream in orgasmic fury last night, I'm still shaking in complete awe. He is truly one crazy ass Hasanic.
Hasanic by THE mAn June 21, 2013
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A person who is mostly quiet in the group, blushes ALOT when a girl touches his hand, Really kind, smiles alot, and cares about his friends and others.
That guy is such a Hasani
Hasani by Nicole the bro October 1, 2018
Name originating from the Swahili language meaning handsome. Hasani is usually a very attractive light skinned man who has an amazing strong physique with huge buff arms and chest. Hasani's are always well hung and talented in bed. Hasani's are sensitive, have a great sense of humor and are college educated. But sorry ladies he only likes white girls.
Damn girl, Hasani is perfect! Too bad he only likes the snow.
Hasani by Btchhhhhplease December 8, 2013
Hasani is an Arabic name which means "Great One".
Wa salam
Girl: Who is this guy?
Other Girl: Idk, but he says his name is Hasani!
Girl: Damn, he must be great! Strong name!
Hasani by God-Sees-All July 19, 2022
A biracial fellow who lies about his job, steals Star Wars toys, and jerks off on other people's keyboards. He's also eight inches hung. Wow!
I can't believe Hasani stood me up!
Hasani by Harmonica July 27, 2004
Hasani is a nice person usually always on the PS4 but likes to go out, Timid and can keep a secret when he needs to, never cheats because he Physically can't
Wow he's such a Hasani look at him
Hasani by Killakhan February 14, 2021
A cute,funny girl who is inlove with one direction. She loves some zayns and hot boys
wow your a Hasani can i lick you
Hasani by nomannofagswagyolo August 18, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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