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A traditional Pakistani name for some one with luscious, big hair
Person 1: Did you get a hair cut?

Person 2: Yah, I got a Hasam.
by Emoney1234 November 14, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Person 1: Your hasam is sticking out

Person 2: Thanks bro (fixes it)

Girl 1: Hey (aside) thank God his hasam isn't sticking out like yesterday
by AmerigoVespucci November 15, 2013
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A traditional Pakistani name for someone who is amazing at everything exept UNO. He is partially colorblind, but makes up for it with swag.
Person 1:EAT POOPOO HASAM!

Person 2:That's the 43rd time you ate poopoo
by NoPicNoProof12 November 16, 2013
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