Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
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A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.
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Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
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When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
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