An amazing girl who thinks shes fat but is no where near fat. Harpers tend to attract most guys but doesn't notice because she is very insecure. She self harms but keeps it unnoticeable with her personality. She is very adorable and has many friends most of which are guys. She gets distracted by little things such as boys,Friends and her just being bored. She doesn't pay attention in class but somehow keeps her grades up.
Eli: Hey man do you know anything about Harper?
Jeff:Nah why.
Eli:She seems interesting thats all.
Jaff:Whatever
Jeff:Nah why.
Eli:She seems interesting thats all.
Jaff:Whatever
by TheWayOfTHeNinja December 30, 2015
by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009
harperism |ˈhärpərˌizəm|
noun
1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.
2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.
3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.
derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
noun
1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.
2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.
3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.
derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
"The January 2006 Federal election results in Canada unexpectedly yielded a minority Conservative Government. The 'great moving right show' is having yet another run. In Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canada now has the most ideologically committed neoliberal in power since Margaret Thatcher. The five priorities Harper has announced - an accountability package; a cut in the GST; a market-based childcare system; a law and order agenda centred on sentencing; and a reduction in healthcare wait times through increased delivery flexibility - all reflect these commitments. These proposals are embedded in the overall strategic priority of aligning Canada even more tightly with the US through increased overseas military commitments and further economic integration. Canada's move into southern Afghanistan and increased troop deployment is already sketching in the new terrain. The major boost military spending, tax cuts and marketized public services proposed in the first Harper Budget on May 2 filled in more details. This constitutes the initial agenda of Harperism. It could hardly be more pressing for the Left to take some stock of what the Harper government is and might become." {Greg Albo, "Figuring Out Harper" (8 May 2006) zcommunications.org}
by tkkn March 16, 2011
you're such a harper!
by danielle howelter September 24, 2016
a type of girl who maliciously steals boys, particularly her best friends and then talks about how being a good friend is everything..silly!
wow cathy is being such a harper :( shes all over my boyfriend, i thought harper and i were friends!
by harperiscruel January 17, 2011
A process involving a Harper and someone else, the other person will slowly turn to cheese and say genuinely all the time..
Harperates has done that to him.
by cooldog101 August 12, 2011
The state of intoxication that can only come from having the legendary Ocean County Titos connoisseur as your bartender.
Man, you look like you drank way too much last night!
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.
by HARPoon to the Liver August 22, 2021