To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!
guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”
by FORTNITELOVER35 October 3, 2020
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A meme slut who's only purpose in life is to destroy another persons will to live with bad spelling and trash memes. Secretly an emo furry.
"Do you know Ryan Harper?"

"He's a trash meme."
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This school is hell, the teachers are trash, and the kids are trash. Poop poop soup?
Harper park middle is a school that students go to, children dislike it
by Pee master February 23, 2021
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The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.
I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau
by John snow September 20, 2023
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