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ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.
Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.
ape harvester by G-persyn December 11, 2019

Harvester Of Sorrow

Probably one of the heaviest numbers known to man. Its about a guy who works a Nine to Five life and then one day snaps and kills every one in his office.
Gee I hope Karen doesnt snap and get all harvester Of Sorrow on my ass one day

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.
ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

Grape Harvester 

The act of a woman reaching under her body to acess a a mans ball's, cup them in her hand and gently pull down, during sex.
Usually during missionary or doggystyle postions.
Last night, Rachel was a in the mood to
be a Grape Harvester.
Grape Harvester by Kogan99 April 29, 2009

Fart Harvester 

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.
'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'
Fart Harvester by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

wedgie-harvester 

Any person who is a serial murf-diggler.
An experienced wedgie-harvester, Marciano was on the prowl last night at the laundromat.