1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
by Gormory Wexler October 22, 2008
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Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.
I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!
by whatinfucksname October 15, 2023
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I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning
ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!
by whatinfucksname October 15, 2023
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Describing a rock’s density.
Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
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a band created by danman in 2022
the band rock hard is a ok band
by Danmahn December 1, 2022
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