Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.
"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."
by Ragzilla April 28, 2010
To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.
The act of hansoning.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.
The act of hansoning.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.
I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.
Well hello Hanson.
Well hello Hanson.
by Juice, Jones and Danson January 19, 2011
Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.
by that’smycousin December 6, 2018
Verb. To vomit. Hard. Particularly from someone else's behaviour. Named after vomit inducing Australian politician, Pauline Hanson, who's behaviour leaves thousands retching in their mouths.
by Carlossus August 22, 2017
On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.
by da fellas June 2, 2011
by CanappyWrestler May 5, 2010
One of the nicest and best people in your life, the Hanson in your life will bring you joy and be there for you when you feel like life is against you, the Hanson friend is also nervous about talking, thinking there annoying you but your really interested in what they have to say. If you have a Hanson in your life, cherish them.
Evan: Thank you for being there for me Hanson. :)
Hanson: It’s my pleasure :)
Evan: Wana play some video games now?
Hanson: YES
Evan: :D
Hanson :) is a good person
Hanson: It’s my pleasure :)
Evan: Wana play some video games now?
Hanson: YES
Evan: :D
Hanson :) is a good person
by PokeLink October 28, 2020