shortened version of 'hand sanitizer'
by citygirl123 August 31, 2010
An often inarticulate person who likes correcting other people's mistakes when she has the most rudimentary knowledge of anything out of all the people I know.
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
Shmoe, "Did you loose your virginity last night?"
John, "No, but I got a hanny montanny!"
Shmoe, "Lucky..."
John, "No, but I got a hanny montanny!"
Shmoe, "Lucky..."
by Shartel April 28, 2009
The holiday celebrated between a Jewish person and a Christian person. It falls between Hannukah and Christmas on a weekend. Eight gifts are exchanged, but all at one time.
Ruthie and Mary decided to exchange their gifts on Hanni-Claus day, which happened to fall on the Saturday after Hannukah this year.
by lap1126 October 14, 2010
An adjective to describe something or someone that has the characteristics of Hannibal Lecter.
Can be used in conjunction with other words. See example.
Can be used in conjunction with other words. See example.
A stag with Hannibal's face is a "Hannistag."
1: Dude, don't you think that suave, charming, yet seriously creepy, sinister, deliciously evil guy totally has some Hanni-ness going on?
2: Yah dude, he's got that Hanni-ness vibe goin' on, I'm gettin' some serious chills.
1: Dude, don't you think that suave, charming, yet seriously creepy, sinister, deliciously evil guy totally has some Hanni-ness going on?
2: Yah dude, he's got that Hanni-ness vibe goin' on, I'm gettin' some serious chills.
by Hannistag's very first victim July 5, 2013
fat, stupid english teacher @ st. dominic's; has huge wart above the left eyebrow; 45-not married; says paren-"fa"-ses not paren-"the"-ses
by jayne b July 6, 2003
A being that is commonly refered to as stupid. When called stupid, it will respond. It is commonly seen as a little nerd that yells and carries a fanny pack. It has a very weird and descusting face. Some might mistake it for a gorilla but it's just a hannie Fannie. This creature is also quite often seen doing some crazy thing and then laughing uncontrolably. No one really cares for this thing. It's just kinda there. But some have found a useful quality for hannie Fannie. They hang her picture in their cars and people don't break into them because they are afraid of the wrath and annoyance that will come upon them.
Haleys mom descided to trade their chicken for a little sister but instead they recieved a hannie Fannie. They wanted so dearly to return the stupid thing but no one would take it... So Haley had to live with stupid as her little sister. She tried so dearly to get rid of her but she just wouldn't die so she gave up and tried to make her normal. In her desparate attempts hannie Fannie did some pretty hannie Fannie things. One time she attempted to pour candle wax in a cup so she could pour it on her feet later like a stupid. Well hannie Fannie dropped the candle, broke the cup, and the hot wax spilled all over the table and floor. Like an idiot she just stared at it and didn't do anything. The wax dried and stuck the candle to the table. The wax couldnt come off. Someone had to come in and rip the candle odd the table. Hannie Fannie scraped the table and floor until clean. Obviously this stupid idiot just laughed about it because things like this happen all the time.
"omg did you see that hannie Fannie?".
"no... Ohh wait are you talking about the retard gorilla that laughs?"
"yeah but it's not a gorilla. It's a hannie Fannie"
"that thing that keeps running into the wall?"
"yep just like a hannie Fannie"
"omg did you see that hannie Fannie?".
"no... Ohh wait are you talking about the retard gorilla that laughs?"
"yeah but it's not a gorilla. It's a hannie Fannie"
"that thing that keeps running into the wall?"
"yep just like a hannie Fannie"
by now who's jellin'? February 18, 2010