Hanni-ness

An adjective to describe something or someone that has the characteristics of Hannibal Lecter.

Can be used in conjunction with other words. See example.

A stag with Hannibal's face is a "Hannistag."

1: Dude, don't you think that suave, charming, yet seriously creepy, sinister, deliciously evil guy totally has some Hanni-ness going on?
2: Yah dude, he's got that Hanni-ness vibe goin' on, I'm gettin' some serious chills.

Hanni-ness by Hannistag's very first victim August 2, 2013

Handiness 

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

Handiness by shitdood December 28, 2007