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This is simply the act of using your hand as a kleenex during awkward times where any kind of tissue/toilet paper/paper towel/gum wrapper is nowhere to be found. The handsnot is then wiped on something else, usually one's sock.
Man, I had a cold last weekend at Bertha's parents' cottage and pulled a handnex right in front of her grandmother. She handed me a used maxi to wipe it on, what a saint.
Handnex by Langebone June 9, 2009
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The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.
JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.
handsex by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006
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sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.
Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.
handsex by lafonda29 August 19, 2005
v.
to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate
I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24
handsex by johnnynoname July 25, 2008

Handsexual 

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.
"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."
Handsexual by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009
Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"
"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"
Handsex by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009
Masturbation, jacking off, wanking, etc. Cherie's favourite thing to do with her dick.
Cherie has handsex with her dick.
handsex by Steaver370 May 7, 2004