The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.
Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018
A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
by DWBB February 5, 2018
1.When a masculine girl gives you a ferocious handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
by DontEatMyAss December 14, 2017
by Jsaggy December 20, 2017
The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020