The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr
"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"
by sananman July 7, 2015
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A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.
When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.
by V3lma September 4, 2009
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Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.
That phoney glad hander invades my space.
by sevenhn December 14, 2005
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A secretive handing over (usually of money) in exchange for certain favouritism (usually by some sort of authority)
The Businessman gave a back hander to the Politician in order win the large contract.

OR (NZ example)
Peter Sumonivich gave a back hander to Winston Peters in order to obtain a more favourable fishing quota next season.

OR
The Pharmaceutical comapanies gave back handers to numerous doctors in exchange for them promoting certain medications.
by will_haveachat June 27, 2009
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A girl that is so ugly and disgusting on the stinker scale that three hands need to sweep under the nose to keep away the smell of her stinkyness.
My god, look at that triple hander. What an ugly stinker, who would want to hook up with her
by Jeetism August 3, 2013
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A British term denoting a play, movie or TV episode that features only two characters for the duration of the piece. Two-hander episodes are commonly seen in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders, where they've been featured occasionally since 1986.

In television, they're often used for faster filming, since while two actors are filming a two-hander, the rest of the cast can work on another episode. They're often slower-paced and more dialogue-based, with a focus on exposition and character development.
In a special two-hander episode between mother and daughter set the night before Tracy's murder trial, she and Deirdre exchange home truths and their relationship reaches breaking point when Tracy finally tells her mother what happened on the night of Charlie's murder.
by raaaaaagh March 19, 2010
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