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Handbilling 

When you got a wad o'cash in yo hand.
Karen- " Yo sophia, why you be handbilling like dat?"
Sophia- "Cause i gotta impress nigga."

Sophia- "Yo niggga i just got PAIDD son"
Karen- "Nigga we going out handbilling toniteee!"

Karen- "Yo, you see dat white boy handbilling on the corner ova durr"
Sophia- "Imma go jump his ass"
Handbilling by K and Sdcdd August 14, 2010

handballing 

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing
Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.
handballing by skin May 20, 2004

handbalming

Offloading product or stock from a truck or a pallet in a warehouse by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner. The word is often mistaken for "handbombing", which is how it is pronounced.
The forklift is broken, so we've been handbalming all the stock ourselves.
handbalming by ExpertTrucker March 9, 2009

handballing 

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.
Handballing is a true expression of boy-love
handballing by cornholio October 16, 2003

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
auto handballing by gmw January 22, 2008

Hardballing 

Being the bad ass momma that stops the kids drug habit. Blocking the addiction for loves sake.
Hardballing your bullshit manipulation because I love you.
Hardballing by Luvyaenough September 1, 2018

hardballing 

Hardballing is a form of dating between men and women that involves the man and the woman being very upfront and straightforwardly honest with each other about what their true desires, expectations, interests, and long-term intentions are beginning with the very first date or very first conversation.

If the man and woman decide after their first date that they are not on the same page (e.g., the man is only interested is only interested in a few episodes of short-term non-monogamous casual sex while the woman is more interested in a long-term, emotionally profound, strictly monogamous romantic relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage), then they will mutually agree to part ways without wasting any further time, energy, or money.

The concept was first introduced to the public by former Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz during a guest appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show in September 2021.
Woman: "Joe, what are you looking for in a romantic companion? Do you just want casual sex with me for a few weeks, and then go your own way? or are you looking for a meaningful relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage and having children and raising a family?"

Man: "Wow. Do you always ask these sort of questions during your very first date with a man?"

Woman: "Yes, I sure do. What I am doing is known as hardballing. I don't have time to waste on men who have different desires, interests, expectations, and long-term intentions than I do. I only want to spend time with men who are on the same page as myself!"
hardballing by Jack L. January 19, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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