When a women makes her hand shaped like a vagina and the male fucks it like he would a vagina
She allowed me to get a great hand-fucking in last night. I don't even know what base I got to!
by Blazeon69 February 3, 2012
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When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
by Yarchonis March 26, 2009
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the act of shoving ur fist deep into a womans vagina as if fishing for catfish
thats trucker bitch had a nice body so i threw a paper bag over her head and took her hillbilly hand fucking
by E grizzly September 13, 2011
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When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.
by Deafblackkids March 5, 2020
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A reference to hands that smell of sex after a long night of sexual activity.
Can you pass me the soap? I banged that chick so hard all night long, I got a reeking case of fuck hands!
by ozzynotmyrealname January 2, 2012
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Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.
Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
by Cameron P March 13, 2004
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A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.
I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.
by loregore September 2, 2008
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