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Hammer Nap 

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
Hammer Nap by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013
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hammercapped 

When you're so effin hammered that you act like you're handycapped
Yo I got so hammercapped last night that I needed a wheelchair to get home
hammercapped by 3 philosophers January 20, 2015

hammernated 

I am so hammernated.
hammernated by leesterfreeman August 27, 2010