Ham-Sliced 

The act of being beyond shit faced. Like without a doubt wasted, on the floor, should not drive, fucked up.

My boy Ramon got so ham-sliced last night that he fucked his sister.

Ham-Sliced by Theman-Nard December 28, 2010

Ham Sliced 

; to get drunk

We're gonna get so ham sliced tonight, bro!

Ham Sliced by shannaxo August 23, 2011

thin sliced ham 

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

thin sliced ham by rumproast September 19, 2004

Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

Ham Slices by thunderslices October 30, 2010

Ham slice 

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

Ham slice by Crowington May 28, 2020

ham slice 

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.

My bud Kelly is a ham slice

ham slice by Tingly August 23, 2023

What up, my home slice o ham?!?! 

A phrase usually used in middle schools.

A fresh new way to say, "What up?"

So tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends!

Dude 1: "What up, my home slice o ham?!?!"

Dude 2: "Nothin much, you?"

What up, my home slice o ham?!?! by bob tortellini January 27, 2008