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1. Ham Wallet
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Nickname for a youthful, well kept vagina.
See Also: Bearded Clam, Lincoln Tunnel, Vagina.
Mike: Jenny?
Jenny: Yeah Mike?
Mike: I was thinking about melting your fucking face off by rocking your ham wallet for six hours, what do you think?
Jenny: Sounds righteous, can Dana come?
Mike: Fat Dana, or your sister Dana?
Jenny: No, my sister.
Mike: Yeah she can, tell her to put some cash in her hamwallet and I'll dig it out for her as well!
by Michael Daflos Apr 4, 2005 share this
2. Ham Wallet
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A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).
Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)
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by Tom Kuhns Nov 18, 2005 share this
3. Ham Wallet
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Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved
Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo
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by Tubby Tockley Sep 5, 2006 share this
4. Ham Wallet
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Slang term for vagina
Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet
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5. Ham Wallet
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Slang term for a woman's vagina.
I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.
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by merlinswish Sep 7, 2006 share this
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a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
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by Darren Jason Pearce Nov 4, 2008 share this
7. Ham Wallet
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1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina
"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"
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by Geoffrey Arkansas Oct 4, 2006 share this
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