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A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).
Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)
by Tom Kuhns November 18, 2005
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1.A slang word for a vagina
Her hamwallet sure can fit alot in.
I put my ham in her hamwallet
by itsmethekidyouhate May 10, 2006
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Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet
by B to the ill July 28, 2008
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Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved
Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo
by Tubby Tockley September 05, 2006
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a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet
by Darren Jason Pearce November 04, 2008
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Slang term for a woman's vagina.
I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.
by merlinswish September 07, 2006
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1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina
"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 04, 2006
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