Ham & Eggs 

Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs

That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.

Ham & Eggs by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 6, 2004

Ham & Eggs 

piker, weak, perpetrator

He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"

Ham & Eggs by Scotty P July 4, 2005

ham or eggs 

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

ham or eggs by tromano33 November 5, 2006

Ham and eggs 

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

Ham and eggs by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Ham and eggs 

A nickname for penis and testicles.

That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.

Ham and eggs by Sipple September 24, 2006

pressed ham and eggs 

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

pressed ham and eggs by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

Chief Ham + Eggs

1. The savior of the Native American Indians.

2. A very pimp comic boock charactor who likes to smoke his pipe.

see also Kosher Frank

"Man the Chief is so cool."

"Did you see the new Chief Ham + Eggs Halloween special"

Chief Ham + Eggs by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 2, 2004