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He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"
by Scotty P June 24, 2005
 
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Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs
That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.
by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 06, 2004