Halpz 

It clearly means help and it's used in certain forums and in certain skype chats.
Also certain Admins seem to love it, and there may be even threads with "halpz" as their topic.

My pc is broken! I need halpz!

Halpz by tik_oukla February 21, 2009

Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

Jim Halpert by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Halazia

The title of ATEEZ's (k-pop group) new song. It's supposed to be the name of one of their alternate universe's selves. It's related to their storyline. Not even fans really know what the storyline is about so good luck if you're trying to look into it.

Person 1: Halazia is a banger.
Person 2: Right, and have you seen the music video??

Halazia by Someone in love with Hwa December 30, 2022

Halping 

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

Halping by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

Jim Halpert 

A snack.

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.

Jim Halpert by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019

Halazia

ATEEZ’s latest song as of March 1, 2023. The meaning of the title is unknown. However, “Hala” could have a connection to ATEEZ’s previous song, HALA HALA, which mean Hearts Awakened, Live Alive. Meanwhile, “Zia” has roots from Arabic, Hebrew, Italian and Latin. It means “splendor” or “light”. So the meaning could be something like Hearts awakened, live alive, be the light, as the phrase “be the light” is repeated throughout the song.

Person 1: Do you like HALAZIA by ATEEZ?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!

Halazia by tinyatiny March 1, 2023

halp

An exaggerated form of help, usually used when in distress.

Can also be a chatspeak form of help.

"HALP! I tied mah legs together and I can't get them untied!"

"I not needs a halp"

halp by Jennsiffer February 13, 2010