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A combination of gonorrhea and diarrhea that you contract from sleeping with a really dirty girl....Waking up with a burning secretion from your penis and an explosive case of the runs is a sure sign of Halorrhea...
Last night I got wasted and banged this really hot Mexican girl and all morning I've had really bad Halorrhea....

Dude, I think I caught Halorrhea from that Thai girl last night....
Halorrhea by SFLCAT May 4, 2009
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Honorrhea 

When your honor get a bad rap. When you blow your honor away, you get Honorrhea.
John McCain's honorrhia is acute and possibly uncurable.

As of today there are no known cures for Honorrhea.
Honorrhea by Underdoggie January 13, 2009

Halohead 

Derogatory term for an obnoxious, pushy, arrogant, pompous christian.

It first appeared in the science fiction novel "The Asgard run" to refer to a christian fanatic who believed despite all evidence the earth was 6,000 years old and who became a dangerous antagonist in the novel.
That damn halohead senator is trying to force his christian views on us by making them laws.
Halohead by Judge Fear March 24, 2011

halofreak894 

The tech manager at the Palace Network that is now inactive. He also works for Brant.
When I went to shit I used the halofreak894 to wipe my ass.
halofreak894 by SplatoonmanGamer November 5, 2020

Hallowrrhea

Halloween diarrhea. The horror that occurs in bathrooms across the United States every November 1st. Also known as candy shits.
My kids ate their entire candy haul last night and I had to spend the morning cleaning up the Hallowrrhea that missed the toilet.
Hallowrrhea by Potato Tree December 30, 2015

hamarrhea 

Loose stool resulting from eating way too much ham during the holidays.
Dude, I ate like 3 pounds of ham over the weekend and now I gots the hamarrhea. Sorry about your toilet.
hamarrhea by Phat Juan December 1, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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