The third clone of the Halo trilogy. Pretty much the same as the first two but a new weapon or two and a couple dozen new maps. The only reason why someone would buy this is because they are drawn into the ads that say how it's going to be the greatest game ever and any other game is shit compared to it.
Person 1:"Dude i'm gonna go buy Halo 3 when it comes out wanna come watch me buy it?"
Person 2:"You already own Halo 1 and Halo 2 why not just glue them together and put them in your Xbox 360?"
Person 1:"Because those two are shit compared to Halo 3. Did you know Halo 3 has one new weapon and thirty-six hundred new maps."
Person 1:"Get the Hell outta my site I never wanna see you again you fucking retard."
The leading cause of divorce in America.
"Josh can we go to the movies?" "Maybe next weekend, I'm playing halo 3 babe."
The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing.
The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.
cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.
lil billy will be missed.....
If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo
franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.
person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!
your girlfriends worst nightmare...
(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill!
(GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again?
(BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye
Should be the best shooter of all time, ever
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
Joe: Im getting a PS3
Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day
Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo
A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.
I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.
Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner*
Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!"
Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement*
Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3."
Gamer2: *commits suicide*
Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke."
PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!"
Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!"