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Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full
Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty
Half Ounce by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half. 

Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.
person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Person one passes out.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.
half-first-cousin-once-removed.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026