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HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.
HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019
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Hamdan Flexing 

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1
i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING
Hamdan Flexing by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Halanna Capri

Halanna Capri , is a american singer and songwriter from Indiana, who also is called Vicky Valentine.
Have you heard that new song by Vicky Valentine from the Mid-West ? It must have been a Halanna Capri track.
Halanna Capri by Indie Artist Fan September 9, 2018
a sexy yellow banana god. he created life makes all live happily.
have you praised to our lord and saviour haydana today.
haydana by haydana lover August 31, 2017

Hallandale Winter Frog 

Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.
Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.

halzan sda

Term used in Mongolia. The equivalent in English is Bald motherf*cker.
Enke is such a halzan sda.

Halanna Capri

Halanna Capri, is a American singer, rapper, and songwriter who was raised in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Her genres are unique and versatile.

Halanna Capri is a Indie Artist with a few distribution deals, she released a couple extended plays under alter ego, " Vicky Valentine".

Halanna Capri is an awesome wife and mother.
Have you heard that new unique song ? It must have been by Halanna Capri.

Vicky Valentine is the alter-ego of Halanna Capri.

Halanna Capri is a singer and songwriter from North America.

Did you see that super cool wife and mom? It must have been a Halanna Capri.
Halanna Capri by Indie Artist Fan September 9, 2018